The Pick Up: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
The Put Down: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"
The Pick Up: "What's your sign?"
The Put Down: "No Parking" or "Stop"
The Pick Up: "I know how to please a woman."
The Put Down: "Then please leave me alone."
The Pick Up: "I want to give myself to you."
The Put Down: "I don't accept cheap gifts."
The Pick Up: "You wanna go out sometime?"
The Put Down: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."
The Pick Up: "Your body is a temple."
The Put Down: "And there are no services today."
The Pick Up: "I'd go through anything for you."
The Put Down: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."
The Pick Up: "I'd go to the end of the world for you."
The Put Down: "Yes, but would you stay there?"
The Pick Up: "Can I get your number?"
The Put Down: "Why, don't you have one?"
The Pick Up: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
The Put Down: "Unfertilized!"
The Pick Up: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy."
The Put Down: "Yes, but if I saw you naked, I'd die laughing."
The Pick Up: "I'd love to get in your pants."
The Put Down: "No, thanks, there's already one ass in there already."
The Pick Up: "Can I ask you out?"
The Put Down: "I'm not your type; I'm not inflatable."
The Pick Up: Any general lame line.
The Put Down: "I like your approach, now let's see your departure."
Posted by blanknblank
at 10:08 PM PDT

